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Arsenal v West Ham Preview

Sorry I’m a bit late today, you can blame the torrential rain in Belfast and the fact that apparently motorists here have never seen rain before.

Crawl, crawl.

Anyways, no time for rambling, we’ve team news to be talking about ahead of tomorrow’s ‘big game’ (described as such by Jack Wilshere on Twitter – how great to see the players talking about West Ham at home as a ‘big game?).

In goal we will see Fabianski restored and after Woja Chesney’s superb mid-week display he knows he has zero room for error which is a great position for the club to be in. Previously, when we had dumb and dumber they could compete to see who could fuck up the most and still stay in the team. I believe Almunia won that competition as he retained his place the longest.

Cringe.

What is the story with his elbow anyway? Is it an injury which is likely to keep him out until January when we will flog him? I hope so.

At the back, with Gibbs injured again we will see Clichy return and Sagna will take his starting position back from Eboue. In the middle Squillaci will no doubt return and if we have to pick on form between Johann and Kos surely Kos will get the nod because even though Djourou had a better second half mid-week, he was woeful in part during the first half whereas Kos was immense for the full 90.

In the middle we will see Song return with Cesc and Denilson retain his starting place as Jack and Diaby are still injured. Wide it could be argued that Arshavin should be dropped, Nasri started on the left and Theo on the right but I suspect we will see Theo on the bench and the diminutive Russian retain his place.

Up front Chamakh will start again and be replaced by Nik with the match won and 20 minutes left on the clock.

Djourou has been talking about how it is the matches against teams like West Ham which determine your season and he is right. It is not against the ‘big boys’ where titles are won and lost, it is the points picked up against the ‘lesser’ teams which get you home. We have already had a collective stinker in the game against West Brom at home. We cannot afford another one if we are to maintain ambitions of a quad this year.

What? You don’t think we are going for every trophy at full pelt? Did you not see the Carling Cup performance? We already take the league and champions league seriously, if we are taking the Carling Cup seriously it stands to reason that we will do the same in the FA Cup and therefore will be competing on four fronts. What’s the point of competing if you don’t believe you can win?

Can we win the quad? It’s not very likely, but, then again, keep this team fit and with the depth of squad we have, all the young players blossoming and maturing at superb rates never say never is what I say.

I can’t see Wenger being happy with just winning the Carling Cup can you?

In other news Wenger has confirmed that there is a deal on the table for Chesney which is great news. All we have to do is hope he remembers who nurtured him and signs on. To lose a talent such as his just when he is about to come in to his own would be sickening.

“An offer has been made. We are negotiating with him and try to extend his contract. He wants to stay, I want him to stay, so basically [a] plus plus [a] plus should be [a] plus!”

He wants to stay, we want him to stay. It’s all now about the numbers and, I suspect, how much game time we are able to guarantee. Surely he will get all the cups this season at least?

There is an absolute ton of news on the Arsenal.com site which I don’t have the time to round up due to the whole traffic thing mentioned at the start of the blog so if you haven’t already you should head there to catch up.

That’s it from me. All that remains is to remind you that tomorrow sees the draw for the quarter-finals of the Carling Cup being made between 12 and 12.30 pm (GMT) and I’ll be covering it live on Twitter so make sure you follow me @LadyArse.

Here’s to a spanking performance and another three points. With West Ham being forced in to extra time during the week and having a relatively small side they should not have anything close to enough to beat us. We thought that about West Brom – let that serve as one final lesson – never underestimate your opponents and play to the best of you ability in every game. We have the ability, once we get the application right we will be unstoppable.

Let’s start with tomorrow.

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some new entries this week

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  • Sairax

    This game needs to turn out like the one v Blackpool and not like the one v West Brom

    Come on you Gunners!

  • Michael

    After switching my allegiance from Given to Chesney with regards to our number one keeper AW better not fuck this one up and loose him !

    I’m hoping we will get Ipswich at home in the CC which means we’ll get Man U away !

    LA just a thought with regards to the caption competition any chance you could list the winning entry along with the runner ups ? I’ve had some classic entries recently which appeared to have scored no points :-) My one for the ex 25 and Mancini was truly marvellous closely followed by another classic with my one for Jack in New York not to mention my rather crude one for Fergie :-)

    • http://Www.ladyarse.com LadyArse

      I wish I could but at the minute I just don’t have the time..I’ll have a look and see if there’s a way I can come up with doing it so it doesn’t take an eternity.

      A few people have said they’ve entered good caps and not won, sometimes, if the cap that’s entered is very funny, but along the same theme as one someone else has entered the person who gets it in first gets the points (if that’s a winner) – i.e. there were a load of blowjob ones about the Fergis pic so in that case the winner would be the first person to make the joke – if I decide the blowjob cap is the funniest which I didn’t in this case. I believe that’s the fairest as they didn’t have the other caps to work off if that makes sense?

      I’ve just had a look at the one you were talking about for the Ferguson pic (I don’t look at the names, only the caps until I’ve decided which are the funniest) and yours was:

      That’s great Wayne can you just nuzzle my balls with your other hand !

      The points for that comp went to akomfrah and Paul Catt for originality as well as humour as there were a load of blowjob caps and they went with something different.

      The Mancini cap winnners were so funny they actually got replies, and the Jack New York winners actually made me laugh out loud – always a good way to get points.

      Sorry if you think you should have got the points, but as I say, I don’t look at the names just the caps and if two make me laugh out loud and others don’t that’s where the points are going to go I’m afraid.

      I do keep a record of all the winners/runners up for each comp so can tell you who & why somebody won that particular entry. It’s not an arbitrary process and I spend a lot of time making sure (what I think are) the best ones win.

      :)

      • Michael

        No worries LA I wasn’t being serious. I think you’re writings great and it must take you a fair old while to get it all down never mind all the other things you have to do !

        One last thing I don’t want any sympathy points for any caption competitions in the future. If I do make the league table one day I want to know the reason I’m there is because it was a good entry and not that you felt sorry for me :-)

  • ed

    jack thinks its a big game cos he is a west haam fan

    • http://Www.ladyarse.com LadyArse

      don’t ruin the illusion I have that they’re taking this seriously lol

  • puppyguts

    i would like to see nasri in the middle with cesc, and theo back on the right.

    nasri offers great pressure from the front, i can’t see west ham having much possesion and i dnt think denilson’s presence is needed

    i predict another clean sheet and a chance to improve our goal difference

    4-0

  • http://www.xbox360rrodrepair.net Marietta

    Heyy :) Is it okay that I go a bit off topic? I’m trying to read the site on my new iPad but it doesn’t display correctly, do you have any recommendations? Should I try and find an upgrade for my software or something? Thanks! Marietta x :)

    • http://Www.ladyarse.com LadyArse

      Hey :) I’ve no idea why it isn’t displaying as well on your iPad, I have one too and everything looks grand. Sorry I couldn’t help more, any one on here with more tech knowledge than me have a reason why a website would display ok on one iPad but not on another?

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