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LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.129

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that’s a long ‘aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions.

We will have a mid-season ‘winner’ – so whoever is top of the league on December 31st will win a Tshirt. The league will continue on from then, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match. The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.

The rules are as they’ve always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday’s blog every week. That’s 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day. As always, if you post as Anon and don’t include a name Anon will get the points and you’ll have no chances of getting a prize.

It’s worth noting that once I’ve allocated the points for the week and published the league I won’t be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won’t get any points.

So, here’s today’s (if you have any pics you’d like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):

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  • http://twitter.com/ephraim_gadsby Ephraim Gadsby

    “For fuck’s sake, Bendtner, hurry up – Nasri’s already pissed himself!”

  • Anonymous

    Nasri: Detention for losing seems a bit excessive, eh?

    Others: Get used it man…

  • Alex Song’s Hair

    and vela realised that he was the shit odd one out.

  • John

    Alex, it’s ok. It’s just a cavity.

  • Superfurryarsenals

    i preferred the old days when gary lineker just shit on the pitch
    hurry up gary
    you have 30 seconds of arsenal match of the day coverage to make a smart comment about

  • Anonymous

    after having players wait outside AFC finally decided to expand their medical center today. Asked about this in his press conference Arsene Wenger said: “But they wear the snoods to help with medical conditions. We figured with protective gear like that we would only need one table”

  • Weedonald

    The wheat bran and chocolate milk x-lax half-time snacks had an immediate effect at the Emirates…

  • Weedonald

    Nasri: you mean this isn’t a new form of toilet?
    Song: you french wanker, it isn’t a bidet either!

  • Weedonald

    After Cesc’s comments about Arsenal’s fear issues, the lineup to the psychiatrist’s office grows….

  • Weedonald

    Cesc and Sami tell Song to stop worrying about Bendtner stealing his snood….

  • Weedonald

    Cesc,Sami,Vela and Song recite their litany before their weekly confessional with father Arsene…

  • Erichero

    When they said Manchester United were in financial trouble, we had no idea they were selling their changeroom chairs already…

  • akomfrah

    As they all wait for the toilet, everyone tries their hardest not to look at the shiny, inviting bucket in the corner.

  • Paul Catt

    It was supposed to be a routine medical, but after hearing Bendtner’s moans and yelps coming from the other side of the door they all began to get quite concerned…

  • Paul Catt

    Alex wasn’t going to listen to Carlos ever again. You just can’t have a secret party in the hotel without Arsene getting to know about it…

  • Weedonald

    Arsenal’s annual protcological exam holds no fear for these brave Gunner lads….but Arsene goes first!

  • Weedonald

    Cesc is shocked to find out that Song has been unfaithful to him with Nasri…Vela is resigned to the inevitable.

  • Weedonald

    Cesc:What do you mean the snow has locked us in…we have to sleep here…I don’t have my teddy bear with me!!!!

  • Iggy O.

    The lads never liked trips to the headmaster’s office…Samir especially

  • http://cescisgod.blogspot.com/ JamrockRover

    The players struggled to come to terms with the concept of musical chairs at the Christmas party.

  • akomfrah

    Nobody seems that bothered after winning the Carling Cup.

  • Ashley Dods

    The boys prepared for a long wait. Arsene was having another of his “Lock myself in the toilet and sulk” moments.

  • Lizzii_x

    Cesc: wth did ya steal that trophy for alex!?
    Song: sorry i just couldnt help ma self.
    Vela: i cant believe this!
    Nasri: ITS OK! Arsen will deny everything!!

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