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LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.144

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that’s a long ‘aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions.

We have a mid-season ‘winner’ but now the league will continue on, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match. The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.

The rules are as they’ve always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday’s blog every week. That’s 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day. As always, if you post as Anon and don’t include a name Anon will get the points and you’ll have no chances of getting a prize.

It’s worth noting that once I’ve allocated the points for the week and published the league I won’t be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won’t get any points.

So, here’s today’s (if you have any pics you’d like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):

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  • http://twitter.com/goonerhood goonerhood

    goonerhood…that’s what it is! :)

  • Krafty_Kiwi

    As a precaution, players have been instructed to check RVP’s vital signs after each tackle…

  • Geckodxb

    yes that definately feels like a sprained belly button

  • Youngtone004

    Robin: I think I drank too much last nite at NYE
    Jack: Yh mate, you threw up all over your white boots

  • Oskar

    Vp says “I can take him, let me go” looking at Bowyer

  • Aidan

    now i understand what Arshavin was on about in his Teammates interview..

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  • Mcgibb_09

    Jack is saying “I actually think he has broke in half this time”. While Nasri replys “But he only took a throw in”

  • wengerrrr

    this new pay as you play contract. i get weak from time to time, cant afford to eat daily

  • wengerrrr

    this new pay as you play contract. i get weak from time to time, cant afford to eat daily

  • Double98

    Critics continue to point out Arsenal’s lack of width in the final third

  • Iggy O.

    Van Persie – (panting) ‘Now….that’s how…to…score a ….goal!’

    Wilshere – ‘Great, now let’s get him some milky bar before he collapses!’

  • Iggy O.

    Samir – ‘Oh Robin, I really like it when you score ze free kicks. Come, let me rub your neeple for good luck’

  • Iggy O.

    The lads in the locker room didn’t believe Jack when he said he had a ‘third leg’. At least now we know how he get’s all those tackles!

  • Iggy O.

    Van Persie – (drunk) ‘C’mon, lads, *hick*, help me shhhttand up. I fink I sheeeee Cheryl Cole *hick*, and I’m going to *hick*, chat herrrr up’

    Wilshere – ‘Erm, not sure how much Cashley will like that Rob’

    Van Persie – *hick* “feck *hick* cashley the knob!”

  • The BearMan

    RvP… Boys I don’t care I deserve a “BiG” cuddle for that one!

  • http://cescisgod.blogspot.com/ JamrockRover

    RVP wasn’t used to playing a full 90 minutes and had to be helped from the pitch.

  • The BearMan

    Nasri: Ok! It is huggies now, but FRENCH KISSES in the tub later!

    Jack: Yepeeeee I can’t wait for the Ref to blow his whistle!

  • Guest

    Wilshere – “Listen, don’t tell anyone but I’ve got three legs!”

  • The BearMan

    Jack: Ya Ok son, I can feel a heart beat!

  • Weedonald

    Jack and Sami help RVP practice being injured before kickoff…

  • Weedonald

    Sami: what iz wrong wid ze RVP now?
    Jack: I think he’s pregnant!

  • Weedonald

    RVP tries a new warming up exercise before the game…its called the fireman’s carry…

  • Weedonald

    RVP almost faints after Cheryl Cole spreads her charms in the stands and he sees a furry friend!

  • Weedonald

    Bendtner’s attempt to have RVP substituted by spiking his waterbottle with Vodka doesn’t work…

  • Weedonald

    Jack and ami attempt to hide the hole in RVP’s stomach after Drogba fires a free kick into the wall.

  • Weedonald

    RVP is floored when he realizes he’s wearing Bendtner’s boots by mistake.

  • Weedonald

    RVP gets woozy with joy when he learns that Wenger is actually his father.

  • http://twitter.com/cebrooker Charles Brooker

    We CAN rebuild him.

  • Joseph

    After bing told he can no longer claim for his medical treatment on his expenses, RVP go’s weak at the knees

  • Erichero

    Samir: Careful now Jack, the packaging is marked “Fragile”

  • akomfrah

    After a blistering 20cm dash, Van Persie needs all the help he can get.

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