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LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.153

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that’s a long ‘aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions.

We have a mid-season ‘winner’ but now the league will continue on, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match. The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.

The rules are as they’ve always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday’s blog every week. That’s 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day. As always, if you post as Anon and don’t include a name Anon will get the points and you’ll have no chances of getting a prize.

It’s worth noting that once I’ve allocated the points for the week and published the league I won’t be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won’t get any points.

So, here’s today’s (if you have any pics you’d like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):

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  • http://twitter.com/marc_knight Marc A R Knight

    Cesc: “Hmm. Maybe next time you’ll actually play some football?”

  • http://twitter.com/arsenalvideos Greg Bedague

    Cesc: 11 goats at 250k/week for that?
    Mancini: dunno, ain’t my cash

  • Anonymous

    Can you validate our parking?

  • WiganGooner

    Mancini “You’re a marvelous footballer, how much would it cost to sign you”?
    Cesc: “How would you know? You guys turned up and didn’t play any football at all for 90mins!”
    Mancini “Yes, but I know what it looks like, you showed us how to play”

  • Jaygooner

    Cesc: 8 strikers and you play 10 bus drivers? Mancini: What do you expect? I am paid on a per boo basis. The more boo’s, the more shitty scarves I can buy, Our mega rich owners love big fat zero’s.

  • http://cescisgod.blogspot.com/ JamrockRover

    Cesc “It may not be rugby you play, but it’s just as bloody boring”.

  • http://cescisgod.blogspot.com/ JamrockRover

    Cesc “That’s an expensive coat for a bus driver”.

  • Andy Mack

    Hey cesc, you come to citeh and we pay you lots of money, then nigel teaches you to become defensive midfielder and I leave you on the bench so you don’t get injured

  • Andy Mack

    Cesc, I have a great deal. They pay me lots of cash and i spread it aroung the players so they have no interest, whilst really I am a special agent for Italian football. Soon I can break the position of EPL and italia becomes numero uno once again

  • Doube98

    Mancini – Come join the skyblue revolution –
    Cesc – no thanks, i’d rather play, you know, football.

  • Andy Mack

    Soon these arabs pay me so much money that I but barca and offer wenger the money that you’re worth…. you and nigel de jong!

  • Andy Mack

    Soon these arabs pay me so much money that I buy barca and offer wenger the money that you’re worth…. you and nigel de jong!

  • Jaygooner

    Cesc: Which part of Fuck off you annoying twat did you not understand?

  • jackyboy

    Cesc:Wat you doing behind my back?
    Mancini:Parking the bus for one last time!!

  • jackyboy

    Cesc:Were they your players?
    Mancini:Noooo….its the other way round.I am one of their puppets!!

  • Rob_Anon

    Come on Cesc, we’ll give you sooo much money that you’ll eventually wash that dirty feeling away.

  • Rob_Anon

    This big? no, I think you’ll find that Balotelli is a far bigger cock than that. And as for Badybuyor…

  • Lizzii_x

    Mancini: Come on baby just one kiss.
    Cesc: Dude iv told you. Not in public!!!

  • Rob_Anon

    Tell me Mancini, do you wear a Mankini?

  • Weedonald

    Hey Mancini, tell me you’re not paying that wanker Adebuywhore more than me!!!!

  • Weedonald

    Wat are you saying senor, you know I don’t speak Italian?

  • Weedonald

    It’s called Football Mancini, it’s what you pay those wankers in sky blue to pretend to do!

  • Weedonald

    you wanna win something MANCINI, WHY DON’T YOU TALK TO WENGER?

  • Weedonald

    Mancini: Hey Cesc do you have any spare change so I can get a taxi?
    Cesc: why don’t you take the bus you parked in front of your goal?

  • Weedonald

    Cesc: I was NOT sleeping tonight, I was just daydreaming of the Nou Camp!

  • Weedonald

    Sorry Mancini, but I’ve already got a contract and you’d have to kick out half your wanker players to afford me anyway!

  • Weedonald

    What’s that pain in the ass you’re feeling Mancini? It’s the Arsenal breathing down your neck!

  • Weedonald

    Is that all you’re ready to offer me Mancini: a new Volkswagen, a night out with Adebuywhore and a blowjob from Sheik Al Mansur?

  • RichieTheHorse

    Won’t be long Cesc and we can both say goodbye to this crap English weather !

  • Joseph

    RM: Tell Sammi I wear the Snoods round here

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