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LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.157

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that’s a long ‘aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions.

We have a mid-season ‘winner’ but now the league will continue on, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match. The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.

The rules are as they’ve always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday’s blog every week. That’s 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day. As always, if you post as Anon and don’t include a name Anon will get the points and you’ll have no chances of getting a prize.

It’s worth noting that once I’ve allocated the points for the week and published the league I won’t be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won’t get any points.

So, here’s today’s (if you have any pics you’d like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):

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  • Dinglebertpatang

    “Drop this lot off at the tip Nik”.

  • rc

    Theo says “for fukks sake bendy, if you crash this like your last car i may have to take a dive out of this one” !!

  • leitrimgooner

    Chamack i cant belive

  • leitrimgooner

    im the best striker in the world and im probally the best driver in the world

  • veepee

    Bendtner: I am the best striker in the world and the best driver in the team
    Theo: Yea right! Please shut the _ _ _ _ up and drive! You Big Mouth!

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  • Jaygooner

    Bendtner: Who says I haven’t got va va vroom. Walcott: Yeah okay, whatever

  • DrukGooner

    NB52: “When they start making golf carts left-hand drive, THAT’S when one of you Englishmen can take the wheel!”

  • Anonymous

    horrible accident at the Arsenal training ground today when Bendtner crashed a golf cart with his teammates piled in. He was aiming for an 8 yard gap in the fence but managed to miss it.

  • http://twitter.com/brettclaxton Brett Claxton

    Denilson was going to be the main man at Arsenal, even if he had to injure all of his teammates in the process.
    The brakes were cut, now he just had to wait.

  • Geckodxb

    First I didn’t get a snood, now he won’t let me drive!

  • Weedonald

    Bendtner & Theo make a foursome for golf (Bendtner’s ego +theo) and the caddies ride in the back.

  • Weedonald

    Bendtner laughs as Wenger slices a golf shot off Nick’s head…it’s so big that he didn’t even notice it!

  • Weedonald

    Bendtner still doesn’t realize that Wenger disconnected the golf cart battery but Theo knew that Nick was imitating the motor’s sound!

  • Weedonald

    The annual Arsenal team golf tournament gets off to a great start when Theo realizes that Bendtner left their clubs in the clubhouse!

  • Weedonald

    Bendtner boasts about having 4 caddies in the back, one for his bag and the other three for his ego….Theo is not impressed!

  • http://cescisgod.blogspot.com/ JamrockRover

    Theo wasn’t surprised when Bendtner couldn’t start the golf cart because he couldn’t get the key into the ignition.

  • Weedonald

    After Bendtner’s golf cart runs over Liam Brady on the way to the pitch,Theo seems less than amused!

  • Weedonald

    Bendtner doesn’t notice that Eduardo has rejoined Arsenal but Theo is indifferent!

  • Weedonald

    After Bendtner drives the golf cart into the pond, Theo wonders if he can swim….

  • Weedonald

    Arsene’s economizes on groundsmen fees as Bendtner and Theo cut the Emirates grass…

  • Andy Mack

    Theo thinks; It’ll wipe the smile off his face when he gets a wiff of this one provided I can get it out without crapping myself!

  • Andy Mack

    NB52: Honest, I hear that Titi waxes!

  • Andy Mack

    NB52; I tell ya, one day a ref will award a free kick against ManUSA at old trafford (the home of the premiership referee)!

  • Andy Mack

    NB52 Laughs when Theo tells him that he’s going to try swearing at a ref like Rooney does.

  • Andy Mack

    NB52; Back in denmark these wheels would be a real pussy magnet

  • Andy Mack

    TW14 thinks ; this electric motor has a real nice vibration….

  • Andy Mack

    Theos last ride on the injury bus for another couple of weeks.

  • Andy Mack

    NB52; since the car accident this is all I can afford to insure!

  • jackyboy

    Having made the breakthrough, Walcott isn’t amused to see Nick still riding his luck.

  • Rob_Anon

    Did you hear about the amazing Danish striker? Every cabbie’s a bloody expert….

  • Joseph

    Theo dreams of the car he’s going to get when he’s old enough

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