LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.164

CAP COMP LEAGUE HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED, APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY.

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that’s a long ‘aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions.

We have a mid-season ‘winner’ but now the league will continue on, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match. The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.

The rules are as they’ve always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday’s blog every week. That’s 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day. As always, if you post as Anon and don’t include a name Anon will get the points and you’ll have no chances of getting a prize.

It’s worth noting that once I’ve allocated the points for the week and published the league I won’t be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won’t get any points.

So, here’s today’s (if you have any pics you’d like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):

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  • http://twitter.com/DanielClancy Daniel Clancy

    Although it was nice to see Mark back refereeing, blinding Bendtner and forcing Cesc to hold his own eyebrows in place was a step to far for his breathe.

  • @cuttingstraight

    Wow, your decisions really do stink!!!

  • http://twitter.com/adam_ice9 Adam Parker

    Bendtner reveals himself to be the Noggin’ Monster!

  • Joseph

    Cesc is sick of hearing Bendtners ‘I am the best, I should be starting’ speech

  • LeSulk

    Ref: Lads, breaking Joey Barton’s legs is against the rules YELLOW for you!

  • Weedonald

    Cesc looks for a bucket to vomit in as Bendtner tells Mark that he’s the best….

  • Weedonald

    Bendtner tries to tell Mark that Cesc is sick of his poor calls against Arsenal…

  • Weedonald

    Cesc can’t take the smell of idiots as two of them argue…

  • Weedonald

    Cesc has shit himself after Bendtner tells Mark that he makes Arsenal constipated…

  • Weedonald

    Cesc gets a whiff of Pulis’ breath and Bendtner asks Mark to turn on the air conditioning…

  • Geckodxb

    and I blow my nose in your general direction!

  • Andy Mack

    …..and your mother smells of elderberries….

    (for monty python fans!)

  • Andy Mack

    Ref; You’re quite right, if you played for Manusa I’d let you play on because I’d be slagged off by everyone but you play for a frog so the media will be on my side even though it was a shit descision

  • Andy Mack

    Cesc; Nik, don’t stand so close behind me.
    NB: Look mum, no hands.

  • Andy Mack

    Ref; Sorry lads, I had a curry and a couple of pints for lunch

  • Andy Mack

    NB; Ref, could we win a free kick if the whole teams started swearing at you and we all called Cesc ‘Wayne’ ?

  • Andy Mack

    NB: Ref, i know for a fact that the rule book doesn’t say being spanish means he should automatically get a yellow card

  • Lizzii_x

    Cesc: Dude Your Breath Stinks!

  • http://cescisgod.blogspot.com/ JamrockRover

    Cesc wished that Bendtner didn’t have a curry and a pint of Guinness before the game.

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