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The great, the awful and the injured – Chapman, Almunia, and the perma-crocks

Apologies for the lack of blogging yesterday, that damn life business again. Gets in the way of everything.

Rumours abound that Almunia will start on Sunday and I’m a little bit angry at this. For a start, he’s shit. He’s always been shit, and I don’t care how many times people say to me ‘but what about the first 45 minutes against Barcelona’ my reply will always be “Yeah, super, 45 minutes of decent football in his whole time here, that he still managed to fuck up in the second half by sitting down as often as he could when faced by a Barcelona forward.”

But it’s more than that. The reports that he has refused to sit on the bench annoys me no end. When he replaced Jens (who was a hundred times the keeper Almunia could ever hope to be) Jens sat on the bench. He didn’t like it, but he did it. That’s what you do when your part of a team, part of a squad. To say you won’t sit on the bench because you’re annoyed that you’re too shit to be first choice really gets me going. What if it was Eboue? Or Denilson? Or Arshavin? Or Bendtner? What if ANY of those players said they would not sit on the bench?

You’d be calling for their removal from  the club and don’t even try to lie about it.

I know this isn’t very ‘supportery’ of me, but it’s how I feel. I would apologise for that, but I’m not going to. I hear you all saying he’s an Arsenal player, I should support him, after all, he causes no problems blah blah blah. I tell you what – refusing to be on the bench? That’s causing problems, and I don’t know about you, but if you lucked in to your dream job at a top club when you should be in the lower leagues would you not keep your mouth shut and just get on with things? It’s like me landing the job of sports editor at the Guardian – I’m not qualified, I’m not up to the job, but hey, if they’re gonna keep paying me, I’m gonna keep telling people that’s where I work.

So what options do we have? Surely we can’t play James Shea in goal. Why not? It’s Huddersfield, and with no disrespect meant to them, they are a club in league 1 – that’s the third tier – are you telling me that our reserve keeper plus our second string defence would not be enough to handle them?

Pah, it annoys me as I’m sure you’ve gathered. I thought we’d seen the last of him, and while I understand the rationale of playing him, I wouldn’t.

That, among other reasons, is why I’m not Arsenal manager.

Don’t hate me for not liking Almunia.

Also back in the squad we will see Squillaci and Diaby return.

Diaby is a player I like a lot and feel immensely sorry for. His injuries are not his fault. Having broken a joint myself (though not as severely as Diaby) a specialist told me that it is impossible to break a joint and not have permanent damage. As a result I now have what’s known as sclerosis of the joint (yes, my joints drink too much). What this means is that the slightest knock and it’s agony for a few days. Now imagine what Diaby’s ankle has gone through since it was broken and dislocated – he’s had Robinson and Essien try to re-break it for him this season alone – it’s no wonder he struggles to stay fit.

Squillaci’s return might have some people a little fearful for our new tendency to keep clean-sheets, after all, when we lose you are likely to find Squillaci back there – but he is a French international, Huddersfield should hold no fears for him.

Rosicky is still an ‘uncertainty’ and if he had proper ‘flu that’s not surprising. Proper ‘flu is not like man-flu or a bad cold, it is incapacitating to the point of having to be carried to the bathroom. It will take him a while to regain his strength and I’d be surprised if we saw him anywhere but on the bench on Sunday.

So what else is there to talk about? Well, Benik Afobe has rejoined Huddersfield on loan until the end of the season, but he won’t be playing on Sunday as he is ineligible. Given that he had previously said he wouldn’t really want to play for Huddersfield against Arsenal, that takes the dilemma away from him.

With our next game (against Everton in the league) a mere 48 hours later (thanks for that FA, brilliant scheduling) we are likely to see the majority of our first team rested. What that means is that we could line up with a team that looks like this:

Almunia, Eboue, Squillaci, Kos, Gibbs, Denilson, Diaby, someone else, Arshavin, Bendtner, Chamakh.

If that team doesn’t have enough in it to overcome Huddersfield then we don’t deserve to be in the FA Cup.

There is, of course, the historical links with Huddersfield which should not be overlooked before this match. Our greatest manager before Arsene, Herbert Chapman, came to us after a four year spell as manager of Huddersfield you know.

For those who don’t know their history, it would take more than an amateur blog to make it clear just how great this man was. That the two clubs who will meet on Sunday share this legend should be celebrated. Like the changes he brought to Arsenal which are still in evidence today (both at Arsenal and in the wider game) he also brought Huddersfield their first ever league title, even if that was by a goal average of 0.024 over Cardiff. Making only one new signing for the following year, Chapman led Huddersfield to the second title the following year, beating Arsenal 5-0 along the way.

The following year he left Huddersfield for Arsenal, who had been battling relegation in the two years Chapman had been winning the league with Huddersfield, he revolutionised our great club. We finished second in the league in his first year in charge (finishing behind Huddersfield who became the first club in England to win three titles in a row). In 1927 he took us to the FA Cup final where we lost to Cardiff after a goalkeeping mistake (some things never change), but it would take until 1930 before Chapman would win his first trophy with Arsenal, his five year plan which he had laid down upon arrival in 1925 finally coming to fruition. From there, there was no stopping Arsenal and we won our first league title in 1931 scoring an amazing 127 goals in the process. His sudden death in 1934 from pneumonia would be the modern day equivalent of Arsene Wenger dying in the Invincibles era.

Among his other achievements, Chapman was responsible for:

-Renaming the tube station nearest Highbury Arsenal, still the only tube station to be named after a football club.

-Proposing a Europe-wide competition some 20 years before the European Cup came in to being.

-Was one of the first managers to consider signing black and foreign players (often being blocked by institutes such as the Ministry of Labour (1984 much?)).

-Was an early advocate of floodlights

-He oversaw the redevelopment of Highbury, including the West Stand and adding the famous clock.

-He designed the scoreboards and turnstiles at Highbury.

-He was a tactical genius, reimagining the way the game had been played at every opportunity.

-He was innovative, bringing in light therapy, masseurs and physiotherapists to the club.

-He advocated the use of white footballs.

-He advocated the use of numbered shirts.

-He added hoops to the players socks so they could be picked out by teammates more easily.

-He introduced our famous white sleeves.

-The modern-day tradition of both clubs walking out together at FA Cup finals was started by Chapman in 1930 (when Arsenal played Huddersfield) due to his involvement with both clubs.

There was more, but you’ll need to do your own research for that, but it’s very easy to see Arsene as a modern day incarnation of the great man – right down to the five year plan.

He is simply a legend and deserves to be talked about in the same breath as Ramsey, Shankley and the rest. That he isn’t, is one of football’s greatest shames. That he was not inducted in to the English Football Hall of Fame until 2003 simply baffles my brain, and he didn’t get a blue plaque until 2005 (although he was the first English football  manager to get one). Only the Sunday Times seems to have a measure of how great the man was, announcing his as the greatest British manager of all time in 2004 after conducting a poll.

That fans from other clubs often respond with ‘who’ when his name is mentioned simply makes my blood boil. Can you imagine their faces if you were to say the same when they are talking about Shankley or Busby?

Of course you can, because to not know about those managers would be to not know about the people who have impacted the game more than any others in England. To not know Herbert Chapman should be greeted with the same disdain.

“For me, Chapman is a total legend. I think if one day I can be compared to him then it is a great, great credit to what I’ve done” said Arsene Wenger on ATVO.

Don’t worry Arsene, you’re already there.

Match preview tomorrow.

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  • Gareth

    I think you’re being a bit strong against Almunia. He really isn’t THAT bad. Ok, he made mistakes, but so did Fabianski, who can do no wrong in your eyes. A rumour about him not wanting to sit on the bench is no reason to judge him as a trouble maker, he has always been respectful to Arsenal, even when the fans got on his back. He’s never come out and said a bad word against the club (unlike Jens when he got benched), all he’s done is give his all for us. Also, with the greatest respect to Shea, I don’t think he is someone we should be turning to in any game, let alone a 4th round FA cup game. He is very underqualified for a game of that magnitude.

  • Grant

    Life did you a favour if it prevented you from blogging yesterday judging by the first part of today’s effort. How do you know Almunia has refused to sit on the bench? Who says? It’s just pub talk and if even partly true a lot less indulgent than the whining that Szczesny supposedly did before signing a new contract or Lehmanns childish whinging when rightly dumped for some massive cock ups. Almunia at his best probably wasn’t as good as Lehmann at his best but neither was he ever as bad as Lehmann at his worst. There was very little difference overall between the two of them in ability the only real difference being that Lehmann won a couple of trophies and Almunia didn’t. It was Jens fortune to be Arsenal keeper at a good time and Manuel’s misfortune not to be. It’s for that reason that Almunia is so deeply and absurdly unpopular amongst a segment of the support that believes that frustration with our recent lack of success must always be the fault of somebody.

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  • Anonymous

    As you know I’ve never been a great fan of both Big Al and LF saying that I’ve never thought Big Al was as bad as you think he is but that’s the beauty of footy, everyone has their opinion !

    With regards to Big Al refusing to be on the bench that might well be true but if it is I would like to think AW would have drummed him right out of the club ! Even if no one wanted to buy him surely he would be in breach of contract !

  • http://twitter.com/darktheory Nij

    I like him as a person but I agree with you. Don’t want him anywhere near the team

  • Anonymous

    I never said Fabianski could do no wrong, but Almunia is an awful keeper, I’ve always said that. I don’t like him and don’t rate him at all, much in the way many don’t rate Denilson or Bendtner etc.

    To say there was very little between Al and Jens at his best is simply ridiculous.

    • http://www.unlearn.com Perry S.

      I have to completely agree with you about Almunia, but add Denilson & Bendtner to the mix. All are one trick ponies…

  • Anonymous

    And I agree Shea is far too inexperienced, but I bet even his fundamentals are better than Almunia – never have I seen a keeper beaten at his near-post so often or consistently make himself as small as possible when facing down an opposition player.

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  • Vincent

    Al has had his chance. As decent a keeper as he may be, he’s just that – decent. That’s it. I don’t know how true the ”rumours” are about the whole bench thing, but if that’s true then its disappointing. He’s in the position to be put on the bench because he’s legitimately lost his place, and as a professional he should accept that. If Fab wasn’t injured, Almunia would be away. Why can’t we just keep Woj in goal for Sunday? I think he’d revel in it. Top lad, impressed me so far.

  • Bala

    I have supported Almunia for all those years he played as No.1 for us and I supported Fabianski since he got promoted to the first team but the difference is every time Almunia plays a poor match it will take him ages to come back to normal and then after 3 or 4 good matches he will go back to poor again.Fabianski on the other hand of takes only a single match to get his confidence back.He made a mistake against Newcastle and then came back straight away in the next match with flying colors.Of course I know Fabianski was shit for more than a year but during those days he never played week in week out but Almunia despite his errors played week in week out and so should never have lost his confidence.The other two GK’s we have cannot be even compared with Almunia. Chesney is Chesney and even Mannone is doing wonders with Hull where he is playing week in week out now.Almunia,even if he plays on Sunday I will support him but I don’t want to do it.I m really happy that Squillaci is back.we need a back up CB and its good to have him & Diaby back

  • tony clark

    Is Almunia a good keeper thats a tough one. Am going to yes he is a good keeper but he is not good enough to play for Arsenal.
    I do think Almunia would do well at 1 of the smaller clubs ln the prem where there would not be so much pressure on him??

  • http://twitter.com/LooseCannon01 Zain Cannon

    WOW! Almunia is “shit” now… Fell off my chair when I read that; A real revelation that. 8D

    First of, as pointed out above, we dont know about these rumours that he refused to sit on the bench. That does not sound like Almunia – a player that warmed the bench for much of his career.

    Plus, there’s something quiet unpleasant about dismissing one of your players as simply “shit”… But its your prerogative to say how you feel so have no problems with it.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Almunia is a good cover, nothing outstanding but can do a decent job. The problem with him is that he’s not a number 1 – a keeper that can be relied on long-term. Another problem he has is that he plays for Arsenal, which means that he’s not allowed to make a mistake.

    The press are waiting with baited breath at the next keeper mistake, whether its Fab, Chesney or Almunia… Just the way it is. Maybe if they had a British passport life would be a little easier.

    Anyway, Its Huddersfield next, and Alumina should be fine against such opposition. Both Chesney and Fabiansky are ahead of him now so no need to fret.

  • http://twitter.com/jamiechaplin Jamie

    Completely agree with the blog here, Al was never a good keeper but when you have the quality we had in Jens it was not really neccesary to replace our No.2. Quality keepers save x amount of points per season but Al lost us countless points in the run in last year with a catalogue of errors. As mentioned besides the 1st half against Barca I have seen nothing. Its simple if we have a suitable buyer he would of left the club by now, we dont so therefore we are stuck paying his wages. Not playing because he is no2 excuse my french makes him a cunt.

    • Anonymous

      Big Al and LF pretty similar IMO. Thank god for Chesney !

  • Weedonald

    Let’s stop speculating about whether Almunia had a hissy fit and refused to act as a substitute since there isn’t a shred of proof that he did or didn’t. Also, knowing Wenger, he wouldn’t tolerate or accede to such blackmail. However he does support and is loyal to those who treat the club, their teammates and Arsene with respect and as always Wenger reciprocates. He probably though, what the heck its a fairly tame FA Cup tie against a team that isn’t known for their attacking Football and we do have a strongish back four out there so let’s give the Spanish Waiter a run…he needs games anyway?

    Now we need to look at the comparison sheets and stats for all 5 keepers, 4 current and 1 former. The criteria are,in order of appearance: age from joining to today or transfer, height,games played in the EPL, International appearances,goals against in EPL,shutouts,his best strength.

    Jens Almunia Fabianski Sczensy Mannone
    age: 32-37(41) 27-34 21-25 15 – 20 16-22
    Hgt: 6ft. 3 6ft.4 6 ft.3 6 ft.5 6ft.3
    GP: 620 240 27 31 6
    Int: 66 0 18 0 3
    GA: 388 175 24 31 10
    Shut: 84 28 9 12 4
    Best: crosses goalkicks distribution goal area penalties

    there are many other criteria we can compare them against but it is clear that Jens leads the pack in most areas, however both Sczensy and Mannone appear strong. Fab and Almunia aren’t far behind but if it comes down to today’s Arsenal choices, there is NO doubt that Wojech is the #1 based on current performances, command of the Box, confidence and in the air skill and ability to make the crucial saves neeed to win key games. Fab is definitely number 2 but Mannone has been doing superbly at Hull and could offer Arsenal a real backup option. Almunia needs to show that he is superior to the above in every game, which I sincerely doubt he can or will.

  • Weedonald

    Sorry for the table as I couldn’t figure out how to align it…..

  • http://twitter.com/entropyincrease suraj

    My 2cents: the current arsenal team is firing on all cylinders atm, WS hasnt had much to do in the last 2 games or so.( leeds and ipswich), we’ve kept 4 clean sheets ( miracle!! )
    now why would we want to fuck it up by getting almunia who is pretty average at best and doesnt communicate enough with the defence? , WS is definitely not drained out and needs these matches to get as much experience as possible.. are we looking for a bright future for our young goalkeepers or providing life insurance premiums for a pensioner?

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