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LadyArse Arsenal Caption Competition 3.183

So here it is folks, back for the season, and as that’s a long ‘aul haul I shall be breaking it up in to two competitions.We have a mid-season ‘winner’ but now the league will continue on, so all points won up until December 31st will carry forward and the overall winner will be announced the day after our last league match.

The winner will receive a LadyArse Goodie Bag, which is far better than it sounds (and you can all waste some time speculating what will be in it). Second and third place will also get prizes, so there is all to play for.The rules are as they’ve always been. The funniest caption will get three points, the second funniest one and the league table will be published with Friday’s blog every week. That’s 28 points up for grabs every week of the season and you will find the picture published at 12pm GMT every day.

As always, if you post as Anon and don’t include a name Anon will get the points and you’ll have no chances of getting a prize.It’s worth noting that once I’ve allocated the points for the week and published the league I won’t be considering any new entries for those captions. You can still post them, but you won’t get any points.

So, here’s today’s (if you have any pics you’d like to see featured, send them to capcomp@ladyarse.com):

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  • Druncula

    So, if I wear this I can be in Status Quo right??

  • http://twitter.com/kickarseHD Kick Arse

    2010 Alien Remake starring Sigourney Weaver, Cesc and SJP on steroids.

  • jackyboy

    Cesc:Moron!! You just enhanced your reputation of a Grade 1 C*nt

  • Nayan Sthanakiya

    As his teammates caresses continued, young cesc’s heart was literally jumping out of chest

  • Jaygooner

    Cesc: “The minimum asking rate for me is £125million. Puyol, you bitch, you better persuade Barca to ditch UNICEF and get a sponsorship deal with the Arabs.” “oh yeah and Reina? Get your grubby hands off me. Arsenal won’t sell me, I don’t want to leave and you will NEVER get your dream move to Arsenal. Chesney is the future, you greasy muppet.”

  • Weedonald

    Cesc points out that the stain on the Barca jersey isn’t Barcelona DNa but Reina’s spit!

  • Weedonald

    Puyol the molester has Cesc tied up…right where he wants him…

  • http://cescisgod.blogspot.com/ JamrockRover

    Cesc “I may be smiling now but I’ll be laughing when Arsenal dump Barca out of the Champions League and Liverpool finish nowhere again.”

  • Trennar

    Do you smell that, reader? Thats what bastard smells like.

  • Weedonald

    Cesc has the erection of the decade when Puyol proposes to him!

  • Weedonald

    Cesc is a transformer and has begun returning to his original Catalan configuration…

  • Weedonald

    Cesc is so hungry for trophies at Arsenal that he is caught trying to smuggle the WC out of Spain under a Barca jersey.

  • Andy Mack

    Cesc taking of the casual clothes soon to reveal underneath ‘Super-Gooner’…… Is it a bird… No It’s a couple of big tarts caller rainy’er and PussBall!

  • Stew

    ” He’s only in his teens….

    He’s better than Xavi….

    Jack Wilshere, whoa-oh,

    Jack Wilshere, Whoa-oh-oh-oh “

  • Ashkhan_13

    The Barcelona team decided to raise money for UNICEF with a dress as a tw*t day… Fabregas came dressed as a Barca player whilst Reina and Puyol just can as themselves!

  • Weedonald

    Pepe and Carlos play with their new Cesc doll!

  • Weedonald

    SuperCesc is about to change into his Arsenal super-jersey while discarding the ordinary Barca rags.

  • Geckodxb

    and if you sign with us we will untie your arms and let you wear it properly.

  • Blatant

    Cesc: “I’m smiling, but get this piece of sh*t off me, you tw*ts!!”

  • Andy Mack

    Pussball: Hey pepe, if we embarrass him enough, he’ll go back to the hotel…. then you and I can be together and we can have some real man-loving!

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