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Arsenal To Sign Falcao and Llorente In £35million Swoop? Bore Off Mate.

We all know that feeling don’t we?

The other day I was in Tesco, strolling aimlessly down the isles whilst quietly perusing the overpriced vegetables that they had on display that day.  As I amusingly remarked to myself that this country’s obesity crisis is not going to get any better with those prices, I turned the corner and it smacked me in the face.  Gone.

Gone was the world food section, and in it’s place was what I can only begrudgingly describe as the ‘Christmas Section’.  Crackers, advent calenders and wrapping paper stood instaead of hot sauce, noodles and Ting.  It’s that time of year already, where we claim with great authority that it’s that time of the year already.  Whilst the middle of October may not be too early to discuss what Christmas presents I’m not going to buy anyone, it surely must be too early to discuss Arsene’s transfer ideas for the January transfer window?

Well, you tell that to the national press this morning, who seem to have caught wind of some inside information and exposed it in their usual vulgar way.  Has one reporter snuck into Arsene’s office, probably whilst he’s out treating Steve Bould to an ice cream for drilling the defence so well, and stolen his January Wishlist?  Obviously they’ve got some top secret info, because apparently we’re looking at signing one of Jovetic, Llorrente, Falcao or Lopez.  That’s just four I could be bothered to name.

Now before the I Told You So crew start to flex their infantile like muscles at me for apparently showing a lack of ambition as a supporter, let me just begin by saying I would wholeheartedly love Arsenal to make this type of signing in January.  I remember the feeling of finally signing Andrei Arshavin on that wonderful deadline day all those years ago, a world class player arriving in January felt god-sent and his performances in the immediate aftermath of being signed were truly orgasmic.

May be years of reading articles like these, that have then turned out to be fallacy, have made me slightly cynical.  May be now, when I look at articles that have no direct quotes from anyone involved with the club and which also just seem to throw about the same names that everyone else throws around every window, I just want to ignore said articles stating that we’ll splurge £35million pounds on one player.  Is that wrong?

On Saturday in the pub I had a conversation with a Sheffield United fan which went the same way as every single conversation that I, and I’m sure every other Arsenal fan, has with someone who doesn’t support Arsenal.

Why don’t Arsenal just spend some money?

We did.  We bought three internationals this season.  Santi Cazorla’s a bargain.

Why don’t you just cough up £40 million pounds for a world class player.  Then you’ll win the league?

We don’t do that.  We work on a self-sustaining model etc etc

Yeah well it’s not gonna win you any trophies, is it?

Bore off mate.  You’re boring.

Every week I have that conversation with someone, and it’s even more distressing if this someone also claims to support Arsenal  But with news that we’ve a healthy set of end of year figures, Arsenal FC fans and Football Manager addicts the world over will be looking to Arsene to flex that financial muscle in January.

And yes whilst I agree that a striker will be needed as we turn the corner into the final flings of the coming season, it will not be easy to prise these quality players away from their clubs in January which is infamously famous for being a hard transfer window to sign quality players.

But we shall see.  Let’s just hope the players we have at the club come home from international duty in one piece and we add to Chris Houghton’s woes against Norwich.  That’s all I’m focussed on for the moment, and I hope it goes the same for Arsene.

I love Arsenal,

and I love you too.

@thisisnash

 

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  • MALAGA GOONER

    great site la
    the press have it all wrong the player wenger will make a move for is NEYMAR.
    MALAGA GOONER

  • http://www.outinthemstreets.com Destr0

    Sheffield United? For the love of…

    Anyway, seems that Falcao’s already been priced out and moved behind the glass case with the top shelf liqueurs. However, a simple wish of a
    Llorente and perhaps another CB would make for a nice trip to the market.

  • Henry’s beard

    The trials and tribulations of being an Arsenal fan! Common sense is a seemingly rare commodity amongst other clubs’ supporters. Personally I feel we need another holding midfielder to cover for Miki more than anything else. And the media are conveniently forgetting that Giroud took a game less to score his first league then Thierry did.

    You can’t win… :(

  • gunzblazzin

    of course with that figure quoted every top striker no matter how ludicrous is going to be on the “list” but we know how arsene functions he’s not going to splash for the sake of it, he’ll make the right buy for the right price and the right player or won’t, frustrating, but understandable we need strengthening for the push but also keep a cool head about what to expect. Wenger’s got that poker face we won’t know until the player is in an arsenal shirt.

  • gunzblazzin

    (also i think we have a solid squad and are waiting for players to return, no decisions will be made until we reach the transfer time)

  • donbraye

    This always happen every year whenever arsenal announce the profit..the news that we want to sign a player of £20m upword will now be coming out from any angle which is not going to happen but because they want to sell their newspaper and they will be brigin out shit that Arsene will never do..I only read about transfer when the window open and I only belief it when I have the news on arsenal home site..

  • jef

    fuck fuck shit

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