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Arsenal’s heart rate monitor is slowly flickering back to life

I’d request the readers to allow me a small digression at the start of this post. Background info: It had been two weeks since the birth of a pretty nondescript baby with an off-centre nose and the nascent signs of an irritating smirk on its face. The father took it…

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This Arsenal week: Buck up Djourou + Media agendas

Arsenal fans must sometimes be shocked to realise that they have real, actual lives to balance with the clusterfuck of unpredictability that is their team’s football season. I was certainly shocked to learn last week that people expected me to do other things than sit and swear in front of…

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Arsenal Make it to Wembley Finally

Finals are a beautiful thing. I can say this now we’ve reached one for the first time since, what is it, one hundred years? What’s that you say? We last reached a final in 2007? Oh, ok then, Arsenal, being Arsenal, made sure that we were all nice and nervous…

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Arsene Wenger Press Conference Round-up

West Ham tomorrow and Arsene’s press conference today and there were a lot of sorry’s and promises that the Ipswich match will be put behind us. Guess it’s that easy huh? Early team news and Fabianski has failed a fitness test so Chesney will start in goal with Shea on…

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Despite popular belief, no-one has ever come just to see Eboue

Well that was rather pleasing wasn’t it? I’m reading reports that some people thought we weren’t all that convincing but for me personally, a team which had a ton of changes, and unfit/just returning Van Persie and Theo, a useless Bendtner, and Eboue, who managed to keep a clean sheet,…

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Eboue rises like a phoenix from a fake flame

Wasn’t quite sure I would get time to do a blog today, been out with my nephew all day and heading to see Mr. Nice in person tonight, but given the miracle that has happened at Ashburton Grove Medical Centre it would seem sacreligious not to at least mention it….

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You can’t beat a Pole in goal for Arsenal these days

There is nothing more I enjoy in this world than watching Arsenal win. The thing I like second most in the world is being able to say ‘told you so!.’ Regular readers of this blog will know that I have called and begged for Chesney to be given his chance….